A three-year-old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with her mother in a doctor’s surgery. “Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks. “I´m having a baby.” – she replies. “Is the baby in your stomach?” – she asks, with his big eyes. “Yes, it is.” – she says. “Is it a good baby?” – she asks, with a puzzled look. “Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, she asks: “Then why did you eat him?”
